Published 9 Sept 2026, 16:39 UTC · fetched 12 Oct 2026, 06:28 UTC
The Wolf Of All Streets
@scottmelker
Quoting · 9 Sept 2026, 16:00 UTC · context given to the AI
https://t.co/5V3AH0bOpP$LAPTOP rips past solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN at $110B, before crashing to $400M "I'm not even gonna take a look at the chart right now because I looked 90 minutes ago and I spontaneously vomited on the desk and I decided that I didn't want to spontaneously vomit once again live." "I told you yesterday that $LAPTOP from Hunter Biden was launching. We have yet another political grift in the meme coin space, promising amazing utility if you buy their token because it'll support the Democratic Party and the Bidens and Bitcoin price going up. "It went from zero to a 110 billion dollar in about five minutes. Trump token made it to about 75 billion for reference, but it went straight up and then had slowly just, just continued all the way down to last time I checked, it was about $400 million." "If the token was up at, let's call it what, $400? You're the top, you know, now trading under a buck." "This is entirely avoidable. This is entirely criminal. This is entirely stupid and if you're still participating in these, you probably unfortunately deserve exactly what you're getting."View original on X ↗
Deterministic: the same prices and policy always give the same result
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Only the end-of-horizon price counts. A brief move followed by a reversal is not a success. Read the methodology
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